marți, 14 iunie 2011

adevărurile lui Murphy

*  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

*  No one is listening until you make a mistake.

*  Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

*  People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

*  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

*  For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.

*  When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

*  The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

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